Is your last ex currently in a relationship?

Well, who knows…

Is there anything in your room that reminds you of the past memories?

Hell yes

How do you respond to being nervous?

Panic

What is the most consecutive miles you have ran?

None?!

Who is the most recent addition to your contacts?

If we go by FB, then Agnes

What is the worst thing about winter?

Cold

What color is your favorite pair of underwear?

Black

Lyrics to the song you are listening to?

I’m watching Blackadder

What tv show do you wish your life was most like?

Errrr, a soap?! Then it might work out for me

Do you have pictures up in your room?

Yep

What is the latest you have ever slept in?

When I was like 12, prob 3 or 4pm

Do you know what your name would have been if you were the opposite sex?

Yes, Chris

Did anything bad happen to you in august?

Nope

Do you have a morning routine?

Put tele on, watch tele, get up

Does insisting to pee first then do everything else count?

Er…. Eh?!

Who in your phone has a heart after their name?

No one

Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Work

Have you ever thrown a cell phone in anger?

Not really

Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you?

I’m not

Did you watch Disney movies when you were little?

Of course

Have you ever been completely alone with a boy in their bedroom?

Haha er yea, lots

Who is the 9th contact in your phone?

My deputy manager

How many letters are in your middle name?

None

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?

Yes :)

Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?

Yes I have!

Have you ever been called heartless?

Not seriously

Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with an A?

No

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone & what did you talk about?

Becky, about goin to hers

Do you have tan lines?

Yes, from the October sun!

How are you feeling?

Drunk and mopey

Is there someone you used to talk to everyday but don’t anymore?

Yes and it breaks my heart

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Watched Big Bang

Ever feel like you’re not good enough?

Yea

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?

Yup

How many funerals have you been to?

8

Movies or bowling?

Bowling

Are you hiding something from someone?

Kinda

At the beginning of September who were you “with”?

Bum face

Is there a girl you can tell anything to?

Yup

Will tomorrow be better then today?

Hope so

Is anything bothering you right now?

Yes

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you drank?

Water

What do the majority of people in your life call you?

Jo

Would you ever get a tattoo?

No, I can’t commit

If you took a drug test would you pass it?

Yes

Do you dye your hair?

Yes

What hair colours have you had?

Blonde, brown, red, pink, purple

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?

Jumper

Would you ever get any kind of plastic surgery?

Yea lipo

Do you have reason to smile right now?

No

Have you ever woke up next to someone and wanted to puke?

No

What do you do when you need to relax?

Drink

Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change?

Stay

What are you listening to right now?

Blackadder

If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?

A house

Are you afraid of death?

Yes

Something you really want right now?

Cuddles from him

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Yes

How many people can you trust with just about everything?

My treasured few

Do you currently have a hickey, if so where?

No

Ever had a boy best friend?

Yes :(

Would you prefer being locked in a room with the person you like or best friend?

He’s the same person

Would you skydive for £400?

Add some more 0’s to that

Describe how you feel right now in two words?

Really low

Has anyone ever made you a promise and broke it?

Probably, but nowt important

What colour shirt are you wearing?

Cream and black

Have you ever let someone be your everything?

I did, and shouldn’t have

Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip piercing?

Haha no, I was the one with it

And got stuck?

No!

Has anyone told you they were in love with you?

Yes

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?

Eew no

Name a time you thought you were going to die?

When I crashed me car

Are you single and content, single and not content, crushing, or taken?

I’d go woth heartbroken

Does any part of your body hurt right now?

Heart

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?

Yes

You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction:

NEED A WIG

When will your next kiss be?

I don’t know

Have you ever kissed a blue-eyed person?

Yes, and he’s lovely and I miss him

Who Was The Last Person You Talked To? Me Dad
Who Was The Last Person You Were With, Besides Family? Gem at work
Who Was Your Last Kiss? Bum face :(
Who Knows The Most About You? As above
Who Is Your Favorite Band, Rapper, Singer, etc.? Kaisers/Kasabian
Who Can Make You Laugh No Matter What? Family Guy
Who Can You Always Count On? My friends
Who Has Your Heart? Bum face
Who Is or Was Your Favorite Teacher In School? None of em
Who Is Your Crush? I don’t have one
Who Is Your Best Friend(s)? Hols and the Becster
Who Loves You? Bum face, just not enough!

The What’s
What Is Your Favorite Song At The Moment? Jamie N Commons - The Preacher
What Are You Looking Forward To? Nowt right now
What Is Your Favorite Colour? Purple
What Website Do You Visit Most? FB
What Is Your Favorite Smell? Him
What Is Your Favorite Lil Wayne? What?!
What Is Your Favorite Movie? Iron Man/Harry Potter
What Is Your Favorite Season? Summer
What Makes You Mad? Many things
What Curse Word Do You Use Alot? Fuck
What Kind Of Phone Do You Have? Blackberry
What Was The Last Song You Listened To? ?

The When’s
When Was The Last Time You Went To The Mall? Last week
When Did You Talk To Your Crush Last? n/a
When Do or Did You Graduate? Last year, October
When Is The Next Time You’ll Do Something Fun? Soon I hope
When Was The Last Time You Ate or Drank Something? I have whiskey
When Is Your Birthday? September
When Was The Last Time You Went To The Movies? Last year
When Is Your Parents Birthday? March and December
When Was Your First Kiss? Too late
When Were You In The Car Last? Mine
When Will You Be 21? 2006
When Will You Be Taking Your Next Vacation? ???

The Where’s
Where Do You Live? Wales
Where Is The Best Place To Be? Cornwall
Where Was Your Last Vacation? Newquay
Where Were You Born? Derby
Where Is Your Best Friend? At home
Where Do You Want To Live? Chester
Where Was The Last Place Your Were Besides Your Own House? Work
Where Do You Think You’ll Be In 10 Years? That thought scares me
Where Is Your Cell Phone? Next to me
Where Are Your Parents? In bed
Where Was Your Display Picture Taken? Xmas do
Where Were You 24 Hours Ago? Sleep

Current status? Very single

Are you happy with your current status? No

Is there anything you would change about your status? Yes, but he’s an arse

What is your ideal mate? A nerd

Whats the best thing about being in a relationship? You’re happy that there is someone who is always there for you to talk to

Whats the worst thing about being in a relationship? Well mine was a fucked up one, that was the bad bit

Firts: Eh?!

First crush? Haha, Stephen Gately, bad for 2 reasons (Gay/Dead)

First kiss? Was baaaadd

First love? The one I’m still (and reeaalllly wish I wasn’t) in love with, we’ll call him bum face

First Time (sex) With who? An idiot

First heartbreak? Bum face

Random love questions:

Do you believe in love? Yes

Have you ever thought love wasnt real? I did at one point

If so.What made you feel that way? Waaayyyy too complicated

Is it possible to love more than one person at a time? Apparently so… (Not me)

If your mate cheats.Would you forgive? Well they aint cheated on me so it aint me to forgive

Once a cheater always a cheater? I’m starting to think so

Would you do anything for love? But I won’t do thaaattt… No I’m not Meatloaf

Help hide a body for the one you love? Only if they pay me :p

100 million dollers or the one you love? Love

Do you want to get married? One day

What would be the perfect wedding and with who? Oh fuck knows!

What do you love most about the oppoisite sex? I couldn’t say what I’d like to, that would be wrong ;)

What do you hate most? Pathetic people who just put up with it for the ‘easier life’

Sex questions (For Non Virgins..Skipp if you think its to personal)

Are you a virgin? No

If not when did you lose it? Too late tbh lol

Do you regret it? No

Would you change anything about your first time? The guy?!

One night stands or Meaningful SEx? Defo meaningful

Ever had a one night stand? No…. 2?!

More random questions:

Could you live a life without love? I hope not, though I wana get rid of it right now cause its painful!

Are you afraid to be alone? A lil

If you can have anyone in the world who woudl it be? Bum face, I’m such a loser

Is love a word people throw around to much? YES!

Have you ever thrown it around? No! I’m actually a good girl

Are you going to be completely honest when answering these questions?

Maybe

Has anybody ever told you that “you could do so much better” about a person?

No, but I so could

Last person you held hands with?

Mr P

Last time you laughed really hard? 

Today, laughing at a conversation between me and Craig about gays and bis LOL

Are you afraid of growing up?

Always, and I’m 26 so I should’ve by now!

Has anyone ever tied your shoelace for you? 

When I was little yeah

Who was the last person you high-fived?

Craig in work I thinks

How’s the weather lately?

COLD

Who is the cutest person you’ve talked to today?

A customer, he was pretttyyy

What are you listening to right now?

Kasabian :D

Do you personally know anyone with the same name as you? 

Nope

What should you be doing right now?

Sleeping probably

Has anyone apologized to you for something they’ve done recently?

Nah

Do you look older or younger than you really are?

Younger

Did you accept or deny the last friend request you received? 

Accept

Do you know anybody that is pregnant right now?

Nope

How much do you think you’ve changed within the last year?

Sooooo much, I suck

Have you ever felt like nobody cared about you?

Always

Are you excited for anything?

Yea Xmas parteeeyyyyyy!

Has anyone disappointed you lately? 

A bit

Name something you are doing tonight?

Sleepies

What were you doing an hour ago? 

Tele

Do you ever think “what if” about anything?

All the freaking time

Does any part of your body hurt right now?

Nope

How long was your last really long phone call?

Ages, I’m a texter

How many people do you not get along with?

Not many

Are you afraid of roller coasters? 

No

What are you planning on doing after this?

Sleepies

Are you a vegetarian?

No, I LOOOOOOVE the meat

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Fuck knows!

Who was the first person you talked to today?

Craig

Would you have sex with the 5th person in your contacts?

My mates Mum?! NO!

Is there anyone you feel like you will always be attached to?

In time I hope not

Did you go to sleep last night smiling?

No, did once though :)

Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you?

Lol yea

Have you ever been hurt by someone you really liked?

Yes and will continue to be :(

Have you ever had a serious conversation with your dad?

Not often

Are you texting the last person you kissed?

Hmm maybe ;)

What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight?

Buy Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7 - DONE!

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?

JACK DANIELS

Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from?

Hols, Bec and Mr Patrick :) Oh and me Mum

Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend on your birthday this year?

???

Have you changed in the past 6 months?

A bit

Are you a jealous person?

Never used to be but now? Yes

What were you doing this morning at seven AM?

SLEEEEEEP

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Always. My degree? Did loads of work and where do I work? A FREAKING SHOP!

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?

Male

Do you have a bad temper?

Sometimes

Are you gonna be home tonight?

Yeah 

Would you go out in public, looking like you do now?

No make up? Only to Asda lol

Are you wearing any makeup right now?

Nope!

Who was the last person you saw in person?

My Dad

Are you a cuddler?

Yup, cuddles are cozy :)

Do you live near your friends?

I do, but Bec lives a few miles away

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?

Yea, though in a sarcastic way haha

Do you like the person you are becoming?

Ask me in a years time

Who’s car were you last in?

Miiiiiine

What’s the last thing you said to someone in person, and who?

Can’t remember

What happened ten in the morning today?

I got up

If your ex said they hate you, you say?

You’re a dick, I’ll get over it

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Nope

Who was the last person that slept in your bed?

Me and…. Now that would be telling

Last person you talked to on the phone?

Me Dad

Did you sleep alone last night? 

Yea

Do you believe what goes around comes around?

Yea, So I’m fucked

Do you miss anyone?

:(

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

I do

Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?

Way too much

Did anything brighten up your day today?

Nah

Is there someone who likes you?

Yea, just not enough

What makes you happy?

Games, my friends, and sadly, that one arsehole

Do you trust people easily?

No, I’m a suspicious bastard

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

Yes :)

-Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions?

We’ll see ;)

-Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No - :o

-Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?

Fuck no

-Does anything on your body hurt?

Nope

-Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Prob Mr G… Not the Summer Heights Guy :p

-What are you listening to right now?

Professor Green…. Yea, judge me

-Where were you at 2:00 this morning?

Asleep

-What’s the cd in your player?

Noel Gallagher is in my car

-Anything annoying you right now?

Only a lil

-Name a lyric from the song you’re playing?

Last thing I said to you is I hated you

-Do you have plans today?

Xmas shop and lunch with Mumsy

-What was the best thing that happened today?

Nothing so far

-Will you be in a relationship next month?

Hahaha no I’ll be in the same old shit I’m in now

-What can’t you wait for?

Xmas work do!!!!! FREE BAR!

-Is this the best year of your life?

Nah

-Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?

Some have, but they didn’t know us

-Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Clearly

-Have you ever cried from being so mad?

Yea, I get frustrated easily

-Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?

Yup :)

-What is something you currently want right now?

Wouldn’t you like to know ;)

-Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?

No, and if I did I’d kick the fuck out of them, you don’t punch women!

-Who knows you the best?

A few people

-If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?

Hahahahahaha, if you knew what I knew you would laugh too…

-Did you kiss/hug anyone today?

Actually, I kinda did

-When did you last cry?

Dunno

-Who is on your mind?

Nowt mate

-Who were you with last night?

Myself, how sad!

-Do you have a deep secret?

Fuck yea I do!

-Do you like someone?

Yea, way more than I should

-Have you ever made anyone cry?

Yea lolz

-Are you normally a happy person?

Yea I’m alright

-Do you miss anyone?

No… Maybe

-What is bugging you right now?

HE’S WITH HER ARGH! Mate I have issues

-What’s something you wish you could understand better?

MEN

-Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an N?

Not to my knowledge

-Do you believe in love at first sight?

No

-Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone?

Me Dad

-Are you honest with people?

As I can be

-Do you believe in true love?

I hope I do one day

-Do you like McCain?

I’m not american so I don’t give a shit

-Do you miss your past?

No

-Are you proud of the person you’ve become?

No, which is sad

-How good is your eyesight?

Fucking shit!

-What’s the longest amount of time you’ve been on an airplane?

3 hours

-What are you doing besides this survey?

Listening to some Blood Red Shoes

-In the past week have you felt sad?

A bit

-Do you think you can last in a relationship for more than 3 months?

Mhm

-When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

ALL THE TIME

-How many people do you know with your name?

None

Would you rather watch football or baseball?

Football as I AM NOT AMERICAN

-Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold

-Why do you think people kiss with their eyes closed?

All that sensual stuff etc etc

-Have you ever made out in a library?

No, not been in one since school and i was a nerd there!
 

-What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Watch Life On Mars :D

Alright peeps. What’s occuring?

Do you have any pets? Dog Ellie  

What color shirt are you wearing?  PJs  

Name three things that are physically close to you: Remote, phone, TV

What is the last book you read? Comic Book - Daredevil

Are you or were you a good student? Never

What’s your favorite sport? None

Do you enjoy sleeping late?  Yea

What’s the weather like right now? Dull

Who tells the best jokes? Peter Kay

What was the last thing you dreamed about? Naughty things  

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yea twice, once wasn’t my fault

Do you believe in karma? Yea

Do you believe in luck? Yea

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?  Scrambled

Do you collect anything? Union Jack stuff?

Are you proud of yourself? Will be when I get a job

Are you reliable? Very

Have you ever given money to a bum?  No

What’s your favorite food? Pizza… Or cheese

Have you ever had a secret admirer? Kinda

Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yea

Do like to draw? Yea

What’s your favorite invention?  Internet

Is your room messy? A lil

What do you like better: oranges or apples? Oranges

Do you give in easily?  Fuck no

Are you a good guesser? Yes

Can you read other people’s expressions?  Hell yea

Are you a bully?  No. Never

Do you have a job?  Burtons

What time did you wake up this morning?  Bout 9

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?  Crunchy Nut

When was the last time you showered? Yesterday… ;)

What do you plan on doing tomorrow? Nowt

What’s your favorite day of the week and why?  Thurs, because

Do you have any nicknames? Jo, JoJo, whore today…

Have you ever been scuba diving? No

What’s your least favorite color? Yellow

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? Maybe… Not telling ;)

Would you ever go skydiving? No!

What toothpaste do you use? Aquafresh

Do you enjoy challenges? Meh

What’s the worst injury you have had? Nowt bad

What’s the last movie you saw? Dunno

What do you want to know about the future?  It sucks

What does your last text message say? “I feel sorry for him”

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? Dad

What’s your favorite school subject? None

What’s your least favorite school subject? None

Would you rather have money or love? Love

What is your dream vacation?  America

What is your favorite animal?  Fox

Do you miss anyone right now?  Yes

What’s the last sporting event you watched?  Not a clue!

Do you need to do laundry? Nope

Do you listen to the radio? Sometimes

Where were you when 9/11 happened? At school

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?  Kick em

Have you ever caught a butterfly? Probably

What color are your bed sheets? Purple

What’s your ringtone? Kasabian

Who was the last person to make you laugh: ?

Do you have any obsessions right now? Usual stuff ;)

Do you like things that glow in the dark?   Yes!

What’s your favorite fruity scent?  Strawberry

Do you watch cartoons?  Hell yea

Have you ever sat on a roof? Yes

Have you ever been to a different country?  Yes

Name three things in the world you dislike: People, people and people

Name three people in the world you dislike:  Russell Brand, people and people

Has a rumor even been spread about you?  No

Do you like sushi? No

Do you believe in magic?  Nah

Do you hold grudges? Yes